“John Fogerty's Manager: Walter, is it true? You found it? Walter Sherman: Yeah, I always find what I'm looking for. It's a fact of nature, like, uh, the world turning and internet porn.”— Hart Hanson, Walter Sherman, Geoff Stults, imdb.com
“We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.”— Dane Cook, en.wikiquote.org