“What’s the definition of a perpetual bachelor? A man who’s missed the opportunity to make a woman miserable.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History Month, what happens the rest of the year? Discrimination.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why does the average woman reportedly want beauty more than brains? Because the average man can see so much better than he thinks.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I’ve received hundreds of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing: ‘Take mine, please.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“How is a man like a gun? Keep one around long enough, and you’ll definitely want to shoot him.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg? They really are too damn proud to stop and ask for directions.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why shouldn’t you trust a man who claims he ‘wears the pants’? He probably lies about other shit, too.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It’s not the lightbulb that needs changing.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the best way to find a truly committed man? Visit the closest mental hospital.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a golfball? A man will actually look for a golfball.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“How are men like parking spaces? All the good ones are taken, and the ones left over are disabled.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Why shouldn’t you let a man’s mind wander? Because it’s way too little to be out all alone.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question.”— Aparna Nancherla, twitter.com
“I’ve chosen to financially empower myself so that I never have to be ducking predators and chasing trophies.””— Ellen Pompeo, hollywoodreporter.com
“After centuries of feminist activism, it finally seems like most of society understands that sexual assault and harassment are wrong; we increasingly understand that it’s not just about sex, but about power, and that harassment in the workplace isn’t about sexual desire, but about women’s rights to…”— Jill Filipovic, theguardian.com