“It wasn’t until I had become engaged to Miss Piano that I began avoiding her.”— Peter De Vries, amazon.com
“They say the world is flat and supported on the back of four elephants who themselves stand on the back of a giant turtle.”— Terry Pratchett, amazon.com
“For the better part of my childhood, my professional aspirations were simple–I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.”— Janet Evanovich, amazon.com
“How five crows managed to lift a twenty-pound baby boy into the air was beyond Prue, but that was certainly the least of her worries.”— Colin Meloy, amazon.com
“He sat at his desk, wearily watching the children file out of the room, reflecting that, this term at least, it was reasonable to assume that none of the girls was pregnant.”— Kenneth Cook, amazon.com
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”— Seth Grahame-Smith, amazon.com
“In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”— Douglas Adams, amazon.com
“Nick Naylor had been called many things since becoming the chief spokesman for the Academy of Tobacco Studies, but until now no one had actually compared him to Satan.”— Christopher Buckley, amazon.com
“I don’t know how other men feel about their wives walking out on them, but I helped mine pack.”— Bill Manville, amazon.com
“Since Atlanta, she had looked out the dinning-car window with a delight almost physical.”— Harper Lee, amazon.com