Quotes tagged ‘Flirting’

(159 total)

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt?”

“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?”

“For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.”

“Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Where are angels like you from?”

“Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.”

“I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.”

“I’m not Rapunzel, but I’ll still let you pull my hair.”

“Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?”

“So, are you ever going to talk to me or are you just going to continue flirting with me?”

“You have my permission to make the first move.”

“Were you just smiling at me from across the room or do I have my contacts in incorrectly?”

“Let’s play strip Mario Kart.”

“Are you a taxidermist? No? Want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

“I’m not wearing any socks and I have the panties to match.”

“I was blinded by your beauty, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“Stand still so I can pick you up.”

“Why is it that every time a girl says a guy is bothering her, it's fluffed off with oh, he just likes you, as if that makes it okay?”

“Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.”