“Mike: Why can't Mr. Quigley stay with us for a few days? Archie: Because we've already got one freeloader living with me, and bread's up ten cents a loaf!”— Lee Kalcheim, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“Mike: In today's society, if something doesn't work, you throw it out. Archie: Well, you don't work, maybe we'd better throw you out.”— Don Nicholl, Bryan Joseph, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com