“Henry: Oh, yeah? Well, I've got an ice-cold can of whoop-ass just sitting in that fridge! Shawn: Actually, it's diet whoop-ass.”— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my mothers." I opened the fridge. The light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?”— ThatOtherGuy_CA, reddit.com
“Why did the bottle of ranch scream when the fridge door opened? He was dressing.”— Fileobrother, reddit.com