“He can’t take a joke. The fuckboy isn’t often intelligent enough to recognize sarcasm or satire, he will therefore take great offense to anything he sees as a personal attack, particularly if it’s regarding football, cricket or another of his favorite sports.”— Tristen Lee, pollygolightly.com
“If he ghosts you, it’s because he’s at a difficult time in his life. If the situation really calls for it, out comes the good old victim card: I nearly lost my job, I nearly lost my house, I was abandoned as a child, I think I have a serious addition to weed, I think I am terminally ill…”— Tristen Lee, pollygolightly.com
“The last time you saw his phone was when he took down your number. Since then, it’s been face down in your presence. His phone is always silent and you never hear alerts but his thumbs are always busy typing away. He’s 9 times out of 10 hiding it for a reason.”— Keala Mikell, alwaysmte.com
“There’s no substance to his conversation. He’s constantly begging for nudes or talks overly naughty to you. This guy is the thirstiest for female attention, and isn’t caring where it’s coming from. For every nude he asks for or nasty thought he throws your way, there’s at least 5 more girls getting…”— Keala Mikell, alwaysmte.com
“You know zero about his family. Hmmmm, it's been three months. Not a promising sign, is it?”— Aoife Loughnane, collegetimes.com
“He is "on a break" with his long term GF. Yeah he's lying. They're still together.”— Aoife Loughnane, collegetimes.com
“He's huffy with the waiter or waitress. This should be a red flag for any date, ever. But, if your date is being a jerk to the waitstaff chances are he is actually a major douche-lord and you should steer clear.”— Shawn Binder, distractify.com
“If he brings up any other dating app while you’re together. Like, I’m sorry, is this an interview and you’re trying to let me know how many candidates there are or what?”— Shawn Binder, distractify.com
“He puts in very little effort. Firstly, (if he doesn’t blow you off) he only wants to go out with you during the work week – weekends are a no go. Secondly, he always texts and never calls you, expecting you to be the one that constantly follows up. Thirdly he never shows you affection in public unl…”— Maddie Moore, thedatereport.com
“He is obsessed with social media. This guy is ALL about his image. He untags photos on Facebook that feature you, or any girl in particular. On Instagram, he follows a bunch of Insta-models and likes all their photos, just in case. Snapchat, he requests you download immediately upon meeting, and pro…”— Maddie Moore, thedatereport.com
“Whenever you’re upset about something he assumes it’s because all women are crazy.”— Courtney Lundy, narcity.com
“Every time you go out with him he runs into someone he knows. Usually a girl, and the flirting is obvious. He’s not flirting though, he just has a ‘friendly personality.’ Oh and he definitely won’t introduce you either.”— Courtney Lundy, narcity.com
“Basically you’re just friends in public, and more than friends when alone.”— Kelly Corbett, theodysseyonline.com
“His phone is always blowing up with notifications because of the number of girls texting him nudies. But he does a damn good job of hiding it from you.”— Nicole Nash, lmt-lss.com