“As a festival, Fyre Festival is horrible. As a Lord of the Flies theme park, it's pretty amazing.”— Justin Cotterell, twitter.com
“We can't have Fyre Festival refugees entering this country until we figure out what the hell is going on.”— Dustin, twitter.com
“Realizing u paid a lot of $ only to end up eating cheese sandwiches & fend off rabid dogs is a lot like post-grad life.”— Dwee.B.G.B., twitter.com