“I'm young, I'm all dressed up, I'm on my way to marry the woman I love, and there's 290 years separating me from the films of Kevin Smith.”— Wellesley Wild, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“[noticing the ring on his finger at his reception] Giggity giggity GOD, I made a terrible mistake!”— Steve Callaghan, Glenn Quagmire, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Yes, of course I want to get married, but does that mean I'm not allowed to go out and have a good time? Am I supposed to just marry any schmuck that comes along?”— Chelsea Handler, amazon.com