“My mother wore a girdle all the time and she always had a stomachache and I always thought, 'You'd rather have a stomachache just so dad will like you?'”— Matthew Weiner, Sandy Schmidt, Bayne Gibby, imdb.com
“You could also try wearing a girdle. For people who are slightly more bulky around the waist, wearing a girdle will push the excess tummy downwards, hence enhancing your buttocks and making them look much larger than they actually are.”— Laura Banner, hipsandbum.com