“So don't let us quarrel, my girl. You shall not be made to suffer any more.”— George Bernard Shaw, amazon.com
“Sally, I'm the happiest girl in the world. I'm in love and I'm gonna be married.”— Jean Harlow, imdb.com
“Damn girl, are you homework? Cause I’d love to slam you on a table and do you all night long!”— owenindians, reddit.com
“Son, marry a girl with the same belief as the family. Dad, why should I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?”— topoftheworldIAM, reddit.com
“If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would soon find me attractive.”— SkittScatter, reddit.com
“I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but it didn’t last... Turns out, she was constantly seeing someone on the side.”— ElBomberoLoco, reddit.com
“I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday, I don't know why she was still dressed up as a guy though...”— ARSONAL_215, reddit.com
“I told a girl, "you look great without glasses She said, "but I don't wear glasses." I replied, while polishing my lenses, "yeah, but I do.”— botcomking, reddit.com
“I am at work on a girl. It is quite simple a girl getting up on the edge of her bed and pulling on her stockings. The bed is whitish, and in addition there are white sheets, a white nightdress, a bedside table with a white cover, white curtains and a blue wall.”— Edvard Munch, en.wikiquote.org
“People in love don't see gender, colour or religion. Or age. It's about the other person, the one that you love and who loves you. You don't think of them in terms of a label. You just go with your heart.”— Sam Taylor-Wood, dailymail.co.uk
“Don’t fall in love with the moment and think you’re in love with the girl.”— The 1975, open.spotify.com