“The village called. They’d like their idiot back. You better get going.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Oral sex is amazing, but I usually have to give out the same pointers. 1: It's not a sandwich; think of it more like an ice cream. 2: It is much easier for me to cum if I am confident that he is not bored and is prepared to go on as long as necessary. Paranoia about elusive orgasms only makes them m…”— kittybot, reddit.com