“Our hopes are high. Our faith in the people is great. Our courage is strong. And our dreams for this beautiful country will never die.”— Pierre Trudeau, en.wikiquote.org
“Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach, The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?" Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not.”— OneSeventhofMachoMan, reddit.com
“I asked an atheist to solve an exponential equation, he couldn't. He doesn't believe in higher powers.”— guyi567, reddit.com
“So yes, I would like to believe that when I give them that dollar they aren’t going to use it to put a needle in their arm and if they should, who am I to judge? Maybe when you’re already that low all there is left to live for is chasing that high”— Samantha King, amazon.com
“Today is the 10 Year Anniversary of the release of HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE! So a big...um...wait, what was I talking about..?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com