Quotes tagged ‘Hilarious’

(61 total)

“How I Stopped Comparing Myself To Others Better Than Sarah Did”

“8 Guys on Tinder That Have Been to Machu Picchu But Never to Therapy”

“Follow-Up Texts to Send Him After You Text Him Too Many Times”

“Vague Advice to Give Your Friend While Tuning Out Her Emotional Breakdown”

“Cute Feigned Laughs for When He’s Showing You Any Youtube Video”

“I LIVED IT: We Were All Ready To Go And Then Michelle Had To Pee”

“Why I Stopped Searching for Mr. Right and Found Doug Who Is Fine”

“Tone Your Thighs by Pretending to Sit Your Full Weight in His Lap”

“I LIVED IT: I Fucked Him Just To Get Those Cargo Shorts Off”

“Brave! Woman Leaves For The Night With Only 22% Battery”

“How to Get Away With Posting The Pic Only You Look Good In”

“5 Mistakes Every Woman Should Dwell On”

“How To Make Small Talk As If Life Isn’t a Constant, Crippling Nightmare”

“Selfless Friends Agree That It’s Alyssa’s Turn To Get The Most Drunk”

“Two-Woman Apartment Has Seven Types of Milk”

“How To Get Men to Chase You But Not When You’re Jogging At Night”

“Statistics About Inequality He’ll Respond To With, ‘I Guess So’”

“I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Called Himself ‘Ya Boy’”

“Woman With Job Constantly Described as ‘Fiercely Independent’”

“I’m Ready to Take Down The Patriarchy, As Soon As I Figure Out Who Stole My Fucking Hair Tie”