“Dr. Deb Chaman: Are you still drinking? Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not! Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying. Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?”— Hart Hanson, Det. Lt. Backstrom, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“[to Brigitte, personification of Death] I've heard all of your platitudes. I got them, I know. 'She's in a better place.' And, 'This is all a part of a master plan.' Heard that one, too. Here's my favorite. "God looked down and saw the most beautiful rose, so beautiful that he picked it to have it i…”— Allan Loeb, Howard Inlet, Will Smith, imdb.com
“This nation has afforded freedom to more minorities than any nation in history. We've welcomed Jews from Eastern Europe, we've welcomed Muslims from the Middle East, we've welcomes Hindus from India, we've welcomed people from all over the world. And we've given them freedom. But there's no reason w…”— Pat Robertson, beliefnet.com