“Vanessa Flood: Good morning! Hi! Gary Brooks: Hi! Hey, didn't I paint your condo a couple weeks ago? Vanessa Flood: No, a bunch of workers painted my condo while you hit on me.”— Ed Yeager, Vanessa Flood, Jaime King, imdb.com
“When I'm getting hit on by someone cute at a bar, I start to bite the end of my straw... or lightly suck on it.”— Anonymous, cosmopolitan.com
“One day you’ll turn forty and you’ll slowly realize you don’t feel the eyes anymore, and the freedom is a relief, but you’ll also sort of miss it, and when a truck driver whistles at you while you’re crossing the road, you’ll think, Really? For me?”— Liane Moriarty, amazon.com
“I've been hit on plenty of times, mostly by men with little finesse who thought what was between their legs made up for what they lacked between their ears”— Megan Hart, amazon.com