“Don’t make a reservation at the local restaurant. In fact, don’t go out at all.”— Unknown, menslifestyles.com
“You can't give your mistress any personal information that may identify who you are and where you live which she might use to mess up the great situation you have going at home.”— Hassan "Acetone" Mikal, somethingawful.com
“Two percent of cheaters said they paid for hotels and fancy dinners for two with cash, to avoid getting caught by way of an incriminating credit card statement.”— Unknown, huffingtonpost.com
“To be successful at cheating, you have to put your significant other on a pedestal and consider others as ‘something else.’ Morals simply stand in the way of enjoying the effort of cheating, so don’t go there.”— Unknown, mensmagazine.com