“Chaos theory. Sounds dramatic, but it's not. Ask a mathematician. Better yet, ask someone who's been in a hurricane.”— Brian Yorkey, imdb.com
“Why are hurricanes named after women? When they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take you house and car.”— dv1r, reddit.com
“Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory. There’s de Brie everywhere.”— Obesesquirrellzzz, reddit.com
“My marriage was a like a hurricane. At the beginning there was a lot of blowing, but in the end I lost my house.”— CrazyKZG, reddit.com
“They may hurt you like the strongest hurricane, but darling you are the sun, you will surely rise and shine again and again.”— ma.c.a, instagram.com
“Sustained 200mph hurricane winds are sufficient to strip the bark from trees that are not otherwise snapped from their base.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com