“Thanks for the potatoes. Would have thought you’d stuck a piece of butter in each one. They were very nice potatoes.”— Groucho Marx, amazon.com
“Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.”— Ben Wyatt, amazon.com
“When I tell people I'm going to Idaho, they all say pretty much the same thing: 'Why the fuck would you want to go to Idaho?'”— Jim Goad, amazon.com