“"Do you have a pen- I don't have a pen...Can you remember all my shit? Do you have a lipstick or something? A crayon?"”— Dane Cook, genius.com
“How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass.”— MetaByte7, reddit.com
“My ex wife used to hit me with stringed instruments If only I had known she had a history of violins”— irishconoros, reddit.com