Quotes tagged ‘Irony’

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“Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.”

“How afraid I am to be free despite my frequent desire for it.”

“Here is the riddle of love: Everything it gives to you, it takes away.”

“We cut the tree, make paper, and write ‘Save the Earth’.”

“Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don’t want..to impress people that they don’t like.”

“Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, and hurt the ones who love us.”

“It’s a lifetime commitment. But the irony is that this commitment can be the most pleasurable part of the rest of your life.”

“I know all about audiences, they believe everything you say, except when you are telling the truth.”

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.”

“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”

“If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!”

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“People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”

“I thought you understood me, but it was just me misunderstanding you.”