“The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of Schrute Farms. Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible.”— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“War could never be the result of individual or irresponsible will, but must be a measure of redress for injuries sustained.”— Martin Van Buren, amazon.com