“It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.”— Max Eastman, amazon.com
“Ladies: Don't come off desperate and reply quickly to your crushes texts. Wait a while. Meet someone else. Get Married. Start a family. Keep him guessing.”— Violet K. Benson, instagram.com
“Pro tip: shorten your to-do list by rendering it in a smaller font.”— Christopher Mims, facebook.com
“Humor has the same formal structure as depression, but it is an anti-depressant that works by the ego finding itself ridiculous.”— Simon Critchley, amazon.com