“Hey, death row’s great—death row’s a fucking blast. I get cable t.v., I get phone access any time I want, I get to paint, I get all these privileges and nobody fucks with me. On the other hand, the general population [of the prison], that’s for fools and animals. It’s a jungle out there, so you’re a…”— John Wayne Gacy, murderpedia.org
“How do you hide an Elephant in the jungle? Paint his balls red and hide him in the top of a cherry tree. Whats the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries.”— chelsea9898, reddit.com