“Emily Hartley: How about that, Bob? There may be life on Jupiter. Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Great. You can fix Carol up with it.”— Gordon Farr, Lynne Farr, Robert Hartley, Bob Newhart, imdb.com
“Whenever I hear a scientist say Jupiter is uninhabitable I always just assume they’re talking about the city in Florida.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Jupiter heard from Neptune that Pluto was pregnant. Jupiter said to Pluto "Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you're expecting!" To which Pluto replied "Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn't planet!”— CooperRAGE, reddit.com
“Jupiter is 11x wider than Earth. But Earth is only 5x wider than Pluto. So Jovians surely demoted us to Dwarf Planet long ago.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com