“KFC’s Ultra gambit laid one truth bare, at least: Mega-festivals are, increasingly, the factory farms of the music industry.”— Philip Sherburne, pitchfork.com
“How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same? Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Yo mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.”— Unknown, tcat.tc