“It was all a dream. I'm just kidding, a man's throat just dissolved.”— Paul Feig, Raina Boyanov, Rose Byrne, imdb.com
“If I was kidding, I would've said you're witty and handsome.”— Ryan Farley, Ruth Langmore, Julia Garner, imdb.com
“Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? 'What's the magic word?' Niles: You're kidding. Frasier: He didn't think it was very amusing when I said, 'Rest home!'”— Peter Casey, David Angell, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com