“Our daughter's been abducted by one of these beige lunatics!”— Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola, imdb.com
“Homer: Can we stop? I have to go to the bathroom. Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago! Homer: I have a bladder the size of a brazil nut! Kidnapper: We just call them nuts here”— Bob Bendetson, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Her being back does not change the fact that someone kidnapped her.”— Alex Berger, Kurt Weller, Sullivan Stapleton, imdb.com
“My getting killed would be bad enough, but that is not the nightmare scenario. The nightmare scenario, sweetheart, is you getting kidnapped.”— Aaron Sorkin, Jed Bartlet, Martin Sheen, imdb.com
“I've never seen his face. But I have scars from his knife. My blood stains his hands. He keeps me here in the dark. But I want to see the light again. He wants me to love him. But how could I? To me, he is a monster, the bringer of a fate worse than death. Oh, but what a relief death would be! I use…”— z0mbies, wattpad.com