“5-year-old: Dad, did you ever learn to tap dance? Me: No. 5: *looks at me like I've wasted my life*”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“[in the car] 5-year-old: Go faster. Me: Don't be a backseat driver. 5: Then let me up front.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com
“3-year-old: *squeezes stuffed unicorn* Me: You don't have to hug it so hard. 3: I'm getting its powers.”— James Breakwell, twitter.com