“You know, if I had known that kissing ass was the way to move up in this house, I would have bought some lip balm.”— Hilly Hicks Jr., Kevin Hadley, William Smillie, imdb.com
“Tomorrow, I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass, but tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather, a world where I am free.”— Daniel Waters, Veronica Sawyer, Winona Ryder, amazon.com