“What do a lemon and an asshole have in common? You may get some odd looks if you eat one in public.”— ampresley, reddit.com
“What looks just like a lemon, feels just like a lemon, smells just like a lemon, even tastes just like a lemon, but you shouldn’t eat it? Somebody else’s lemon.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Sherlock had a lemon, and Watson asked him where it came from. Sherlock said... A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”— GarrisonFjord, reddit.com