“I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women’s rights doesn’t belong in the fiction section.”— Kamaritan, reddit.com
“The only thing that you absolutely have to know, is the location of the library.”— Albert Einstein, goodreads.com
“To build up a library is to create a life. It’s never just a random collection of books.”— Carlos María Domínguez, amazon.com
“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”— Marcus Tullius Cicero, amazon.com
“Second hand books are wild books, homeless books; they have come together in vast flocks of variegated feather, and have a charm which the domesticated volumes of the library lack.”— Virginia Woolf, amazon.com
“I picture heaven as a vast library, with unlimited volumes to read. And paintings and statues to examine galore. I picture it as a great doorway to learning...rather than one great dull answer to all our questions.”— Anne Rice, amazon.com
“Masturbating while reading The Joy of Sex is frowned upon by Librarians. I know this now.”— The Cuntess, twitter.com
“At the library. A school library or public library is a surprisingly erotic place to have sex. The challenge of keeping quiet and ‘not disturbing’ everyone else is intensely exciting.”— Sarah Woodstock, urbanette.com
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”— Frank Zappa, books.google.com