“In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked.”— John Kaye, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Murray, imdb.com
“Remember that liquor distributor in Canton you stabbed in the nuts? I think Goran's the kind of man who would find something like that intriguing. So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know, you'll go there.”— Bill Hader, Alec Berg, Monroe Fuches, Stephen Root, imdb.com
“Wanna know what kills more police than bullets and liquor? Boredom. They just can't handle that shit. You keep it boring, String. You keep it dead fucking boring.”— Dennis Lehane, Joseph 'Proposition Joe' Stewart, Robert F. Chew, imdb.com
“Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“One mother was nurturing while the other was neurotic; one father was missing -- the eternal mystery -- while the other, who wasn't my father but the one I called Daddy, was around. He was a good man who liked his liquor.”— Etta James, amazon.com
“A duck walks into a bar... And orders a hundred bottles of scotch. The bartender says, "That's gonna be pretty expensive. How are you gonna pay for all that liquor?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my tab." A nearby bar patron cheekily says, "Don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?" The duck says to t…”— tacofop, reddit.com
“The person that you love is dead, I flooded him out with the Jack and Jameson.”— Senses Fail, open.spotify.com
“Of course everyone seems sexy in a nightclub.There's liquor and you can't hear them.”— bᎾᏟᎪ ᏟhᎥᏟ, twitter.com
“Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.”— George Bernard Shaw, books.google.com
“I've always been partial to the image of liquor as lubrication, a layer of protection from all the sharp thoughts in your head.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com