“Dave: You look like a fuckin' teenager! Abby: I feel like an old woman.”— Brett Johnson, Ann Biderman, imdb.com
“I may not be so much to look at myself, but I have always gone after pretty girls.”— Edmund Kemper, truecrime.net
“Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.”— Abraham Lincoln, rogerjnorton.com
“Husband [in front of the mirror]: ‘Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and bald?’ Wife: ‘I do.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Wife [in front of the mirror]: ‘I feel ugly. Give me a compliment to make me feel better.’ Husband: ‘Your vision is absolutely perfect.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Soon you will be leaving us for new homes, a new family. And they won't judge you for your looks, or your clothes, or your ability to sound clever.”— Margaret Atwood, Leila Gerstein, Aunt Lydia, Ann Dowd, imdb.com
“She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love.”— Thom Yorke, open.spotify.com
“I got called pretty today, actually the full statement was you're pretty dumb but I'm only focusing on positive things today.”— NoticablyBacon, twitter.com
“You don’t have to look or feel your best to have great sex because even when you’re wearing old sweats, sick with a cold, or droopy-eyed following a long day at work, your partner manages to make you feel attractive.”— Mélanie Berliet, thoughtcatalog.com
“You have the physical qualities of a noble Ram and you stand proudly. You will likely have a strong and rugged appearance with a prominent brow, nose, chin and mouth. You have strong bone structure and are usually of average height. You stand up straight unless you’ve become deeply saddened. It’s ra…”— Loraine Couturier, thoughtcatalog.com
“Beautiful women are always drawn to men they think will keep them beautiful.”— Mark Z. Danielewski, amazon.com
“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”— Terry Pratchett, amazon.com
“Just hold his penis and move your hand towards his body. His skin will slide back and voila, it looks just like a your regular circumcised penis!”— Anonymous, lovepanky.com
“Does an uncircumcised penis look different? Of course, it does, but only by a centimeter! Women have pierced ears and noses. Does that make them look different? It does.”— Anonymous, lovepanky.com
“You have to trust in the bigger part of yourself that knows you are MORE than what you look like. You have to be willing to get real, raw, and vulnerable.”— Jenn Hand, huffingtonpost.com
“Among the various health benefits of exercise, we often fail to mention the one that we all secretly care about the most – looking good. It’s almost as if we pretend that we work out solely to feel healthier or to lift our spirits. Of course, those things are a factor too – but let’s not pretend we…”— Sara Uzer, thoughtcatalog.com