“A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad replied, "That is true in every country, son."”— supercoooldudewithab, reddit.com
“A husband calls up the hotel manager from his room. Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump from your hotel window. Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is a personal issue. We can't help you here. Husband : Not true, you can. The window is not opening, this…”— Torches, reddit.com