“[Malcolm arrives late for dinner with his wife] I thought you meant the other Italian restaurant I asked you to marry me in.”— M. Night Shyamalan, Malcolm Crowe, Bruce Willis, imdb.com
“Mosquito…had asked Ear to marry him, whereupon Ear fell on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. ‘How much longer do you think you will live?’ she asked. ‘You are already a skeleton.’ Mosquito went away humiliated, and any time he passed her way he told Ear that he was still alive.”— Chinua Achebe, amazon.com
“Will you marry me = a marriage proposal. Will, you, Mary, me? = A foursome inquiry.”— Unknown, tcat.tc