“Peggy: Hey Al, did ya miss me? Al Bundy: With every bullet so far.”— Ron Leavitt, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“I'll tell you what I'll do then. We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you. When you reach the shade of blue that's satisfactory to you, you yell 'Moo' and I'll stop.”— Wayne Kline, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“Peggy: Uh.. honey. Why don't you just stay home and bowl me over? Al Bundy: But Peg, I prefer a place where my balls are returned properly.”— Richard Gurman, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“I wasn't sure this day would ever come. But you were. I wasn't sure love could survive everything we put it through, but you were. You were always strong and always sure. And now I know, I want you to stand beside me to the rest of my life. That's what I'm sure of.”— Topanga Lawrence, amazon.com