“Hey, you know what would be great? If you could talk with even a little bit of inflection in your voice so it doesn't sound so much like a fucking power sander?”— Seth MacFarlane, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Hey Chris, did you know your bacne spells 'Citibank' in braille?”— Steve Callaghan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com