“Barney: Hey, do you know any Polish jokes? Archie: Are you kidding? I got one living in the house with me!”— Don Nicholl, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“Mike: Would you stand up and cheer if it was me at the door? Archie: Well that depends, Meathead, on whether you was coming in or going out.”— Don Nicholl, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com