“A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They were appalled by his leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," the mother said, "he doesn't seem very nice." "Oh please, Mom,…”— _Underwhelmed, reddit.com
“Introducing myself to new boyfriend's parents: Hi, I usually don't make it this far.”— Amanda Hugnkis, twitter.com