“Joe: I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat. Barack: That's nice, Joe. Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches.”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“Biden: Showed Trump the drone strike controls in your top desk drawer. Obama: That's an Etch-A-Sketch Biden: Yup”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“Obama: Welcome Donald Trump to the White House Joe. Biden: Imma point at'em to assert my dominance. Obama: Please just welcome him.”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“Joe: I challenged him and Pence to a lil game of 2v. 2. Winner gets the crib. Barack: Joe if you say another word, I swear to God.”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“Biden: Ideally I'd like to include traps from all of the Home Alone movies, but we've only got two months so the Home Alone 2 plan is fine.”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“Joe: Let's be eating burritos when he turns up. Obama: Joe Joe: And be wearing massive sombreros Obama: Ok but what about the orange face paint?”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“Joe: Now when they say you are in the presidential cabinet, that does not mean you are literally inside a cabinet. Pence: Why would I think that? Joe: I'm trying to help you.”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“Biden: Wait until realizes I programmed everything in Spanish. Obama: Joe you wild.”— Petty Memes, facebook.com
“I answered the door to the postman wearing my doge t-shirt and he said "nice meme!" and winked at me I feel violated time to burn the shirt.”— Dan Howell, twitter.com
“So first I saw the dress as white and gold, and only that. Now, it's absolutely blue and black. How?!? Does this make me bi-dress-ual?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“It’s just based on the moment...Every second is the ultimate zeitgeist. So you narrow it down to those tiny moments. You just have to know the internet. You have to love it so much. You have to want to fuck the internet.”— Josh Ostrovsky, theguardian.com
“I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut.”— Unknown Meme, onsizzle.com