“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.”— Jennifer L. Armentrout, amazon.com
“Wear this, don't wear that. Do this chore now and do this chore when you get a chance and by that I mean now. And definitely, definitely give up the things you love fro me, so I will have proof that you love me best. It's the female pissing contest -- as we swan around our book clubs and our cocktai…”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“There are few phrases that annoy me more than 'I won't bite.' The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk, ham-faced dude in a bar sees me trying to get past him and barks: 'Smile, it can't be that bad!' Yeah, actually, it can, jackwad.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“Sometimes I think illness sits inside every woman, waiting for the right moment to bloom. I have known so many sick women all my life. Women with chronic pain, with ever-gestating diseases. Women with conditions. Men, sure, they have bone snaps, they have backaches, they have a surgery or two, yank…”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.”— Mokokoma Mokhonoana, amazon.com
“I believe a strong woman may be stronger than a man, particularly if she happens to have love in her heart. I guess a loving woman is indestructible.”— John Steinbeck, amazon.com
“Men want to fix you save you or fuck you. I can’t be fixed and I don’t care to be saved.”— Jeanann Verlee, amazon.com
“One of the most frustrating positions you, as a good woman, could ever find yourself in, is in a relationship with a man who makes you feel like you're still single.”— Mr. Amari Soul, amazon.com
“When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.”— Randy Pausch, amazon.com
“He is such a beautiful man, but I do not tell him this. He would take it the wrong way. It is a strange thing in some men, this fear of their own beauty.”— Roxane Gay, amazon.com
“You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.”— Tina Fey, amazon.com
“Somehow, society convinces us that we are nothing without a man, and simultaneously feeds us subliminal messages that make us feel that no man in his right mind would really want us.”— Elizabeth Wurtzel, amazon.com