“He was a midget in the big house, see? And he tried to escape by wiggling through a mouse hole after lights out, but he outsmarted himself, see? Cuz it wasn't a mouse hole, it was a light socket, and somebody turned the lights on.”— Larry Markes, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com
“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com