“Women are playing mobile games more than men, with 43 percent of female mobile gamers playing more than five days a week. Why is that? How much are they spending? How long are they playing? What are they blowing off? What excuses did they make, this time? How are they doing — has anyone asked?”— Stephanie Georgopulos, medium.com
“I used to hate going outside. But now thanks to the app I can get outside and get my exercise again. Also I love Pokemon!”— Boogers Are Gross, itunes.apple.com
“I usually like staying indoors during the summer but oh boy, this game got me going out in 105 degree weather so I’m out there burning. I was taking a poop once right, and a Sandshrew came through and I was like whhaaaattt, and lo and behold, a Rapidash and a Vulpix came by too. I was appalled. This…”— Kacedamenace, itunes.apple.com
“I’ve been a Pokemon trainer all my life collecting games, books, and movies. I love the interaction so much and this has been something I’ve dreamed about since I was little. I wish you could fight wild Pokemon but that isn’t something really important.”— Aldwa, itunes.apple.com
“Finally America is great again, thanks to all the people who worked hard to create this highly anticipated game that we are all lucky to play.”— Chuck Norrisbmf, itunes.apple.com
“I'm just waiting for the news report saying that a kid got hit by a car while playing, but great game.”— Idkauname, itunes.apple.com
“I've been waiting for Pokemon Go for so long! It's better than sex!”— SexyAsianAwwYeeah, itunes.apple.com
“This game taught me how to love again, at the cost of leaving behind my family, pets, and all responsibilities.”— Unimpressed Tonight, itunes.apple.com
“This game is just a way for Nintendo to try and make some cash in mobile games and play it off as helping obese children get outside as you have to leave your home to do anything.”— Fother Mocker, itunes.apple.com