“Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?”— Maya Rudolph, Lillian, amazon.com
“I want to apologize. I'm not even confident on which end that came out of.”— Melissa McCarthy, Megan, amazon.com
“This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.”— Jon Hamm, Ted, amazon.com
“Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.”— Kristen Wiig, Rebel Wilson, Annie and Byrnn, amazon.com
“I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree.”— Melissa McCarthy, Megan, amazon.com
“Helen: Why are you smiling? Annie: It's just... it's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly... and that makes me kinda happy.”— Rose Byrne, Kristen Wiig, Helen and Annie, imdb.com
“Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel and from here on out. I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt.”— Joaquin Phoenix, Theodore, amazon.com
“I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.”— Kris Marshall, Collin Frissell, amazon.com
“I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're…”— Hugh Grant, The Prime Minister, amazon.com
“Sonny: You have a belly button, well we all have belly buttons. You know what? We all love Yoohoo, especially Yoohoo with a little rum. Jared: What's rum? Sonny: You don't know what Rum is? Jared: Rumplestilskin? Sonny: Rumplestilskin's a good man. So are you guys. Hey, stay clean, stay focused, sta…”— Adam Sandler, Sonny, amazon.com
“No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh God, I’m giving them ideas.”— Larry Miller, Walter Stratford, amazon.com
“When you get bit by a snake, you have to suck out all the poison, that’s what I had to do, suck all the poison out of my life.”— Lindsay Lohan, Cady Heron, amazon.com
“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”— Lindsay Lohan, Cady Heron, amazon.com
“Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to you…”— Rajiv Surendra, amazon.com
“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.”— Dwayne Hill, Coach Carr, amazon.com
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?”— Tina Fey, Ms. Norbury, amazon.com