“My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 am... 3 am can you believe this? Lucky him that I was awake playing drums.”— DanielAPO, reddit.com
“My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line. I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.”— OhShitSonSon, reddit.com
“Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole... when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, ‘Whatcha doing, Tim?’ ‘My goldfish died,’ replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. ‘And I’ve just buried him.’ The neighbor was…”— ZeekOwl91, reddit.com
“Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race—the individual's distrust of his neighbor, and his desire, for safety's or comfort's sake, to stand well in his neighbor's eye. These institutions will always remain, and always flourish, and always oppress yo…”— Mark Twain, amazon.com