“James Bond: Do you have any commandos here? Tiger Tanaka: I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.”— Roald Dahl, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
“Dale Jakes: [Briggs wakes up DJ in the middle of the night] Are ninjas attacking the house? Paul Briggs: What? Dale Jakes: That's the only goddamn reason I can think of for you coming in here like this.”— Joe Henderson, Andrew Colville, Dale "DJ" Jakes, Brandon Jay McLaren, imdb.com
“Why are you two goofy bastards so happy? You lost your damn suit, the food sucks, and I’ve got no proof ninjas exist.”— Grainne Godfree, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com