“I used to spend a lot of time thinking how I could make you love me. Like, if I had long pretty hair, or if I made chocolate cake with frosting, or if I had a green bicycle. Turns out the answer is you’re not a nice person. You’re a mean person. And I used to think you was a yellow dandelion, but yo…”— Suzanne Warren, aimocariahs.tumblr.com
“It’s like coming home from a long trip…that is what love is like. It's coming home.”— Piper Chapman, youtube.com
“I love you. But we both know I don't have the balls to free-fall through life with you.”— Piper Chapman, youtube.com
“You can’t spend your whole life holding the door open for people and then being angry they didn’t thank you. Nobody asked you to hold the fucking door.”— Anonymous (Caputo's Ex-Girlfriend), previously.tv
“Yeah, I get it. You're one of the good guys. But guess what. We all think we're good guys.”— Alex Vause, twitter.com
“We're not a family. We're a band-aid and once you rip it off, all we are to each other is scars.”— Maria Ruiz, avclub.com
“No offense, but, uh, men being in charge has never done me any good.”— Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett, twitter.com
“Sometimes people just don't want to play with you, and that's okay.”— Suzanne Warren, rollingstone.com
“Other people aren't the scariest part of prison, Dina, it's coming face-to-face with who you really are. Because once you're behind these walls, there's nowhere to run, even if you could run. The truth catches up with you in here, Dina. And it's the truth that's gonna make you her bitch.”— Piper Chapman, youtube.com
“Try to look at your experience here as a mandala, Chapman. Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can. And when you're done, pack it in and know it was all temporary. You have to remember that. It's all temporary.”— Yoga Jones, youtube.com
“I believe this world is a damaged place, and if you can find a sliver of happiness, stay in it as long as you can.”— Anonymous, tribecafilm.com
“When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. And then you remember there is no God.”— Red Reznikov, avclub.com