“Tommy: You remember that blonde that we met at the Bubble Bar last month? You were with me, right? Franco: Yeah, yeah. The one you banged that night? Tommy: Actually, I've been banging her ever since, but I don't know her name. Franco: Damn. How're you pulling that off? Tommy: Well, it's like a late…”— John Scurti, Tommy Gavin, Denis Leary, imdb.com
“Oh. Where you going?...Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh...I think I love him.”— Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks, Elizabeth, Madeline Kahn, imdb.com
“I'm a wanderess. I'm a one night stand. Don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man.”— Halsey, open.spotify.com
“Craigslist is a unique place where you can find a one-night stand or one nightstand.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I once fucked a man who was unspeakably ugly, and it wasn’t even winter. What I mean is that I bludgeoned the palm fronds to keep from sobbing. What I mean is that I lit a kite on fire and didn’t say I was sorry.”— Erika L. Sánchez, bostonreview.net
“I’m sorry to have led you on, there’s no good that could ever come out of this. I’ve got no room for you in my life. I am complicated. Here’s money for a cab home.”— Alcoa, open.spotify.com
“I am empty beds. The safe bet. The road well-traveled. I am spilt wine and sweaty dance floors. I am the victim and the perpetrator. I am every song about Him. I am a place for cowards.”— Sade Andria Zabala, thoughtcatalog.com
“A mermaid without fins - who knew? You can’t drown me now, I learned how to drown myself and I’d rather choke on ocean foam than swim in strangers’ beds.”— Sade Andria Zabala, amazon.com
“A morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness.”— Tom Kapinos, Hank Moody, David Duchovny, imdb.com
“We both want the same thing. To go back to your bedroom. Have sex. Never see each other again.”— Lily Collins, Samantha Borgens, amazon.com
“Do you know how hard it is to pretend to be your "buddy?" I love you, David. You fucked me four times in one night. You have been inside me and I have swallowed your come. That means something.”— Julianna Gianni, amazon.com
“I am not the girl men fall in love with. I am the girl that men want to fuck.”— Sade Andria Zabala, amazon.com
“Now it’s not hard to understand Why we just speak at night The only time I hold your hand Is to get the angle right Everything is slowing down River of no return You recognize my every sound There’s nothing new to learn.”— Amy Winehouse, azlyrics.com
“I’m capable of two ends of the sexual spectrum: one-night stands and long-term relationships”— David Chastity, xojane.com