“Oof. I am knee deep in Oscars' rehearsals. Why, oh why did I ask for a wading pool...”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Due to the Patriots ball scandal, I’ll personally be making sure all the Oscars are fully inflated this year.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“The Oscar nominations come out tomorrow morning. Damn, I really need to finish counting all these ballots..! #Oscars #procrastination”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Rosamund Pike was spectacular in Gone Girl. Glorious, absolutely remarkable. Oscar worthy, for certain. My boner concurrs.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Prepping for my Oscar night party. Anyone know a good onion dip recipe that serves 3,000?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com